"Now Pitching for the Royal's..."
Ok, so here's what I'm wondering... If Satan (you know, the Devil, Beezilbub, Ol' Scratch, Lucifer, the Shining Star, Mr. D....) can do stuff like back-tracking on record albums...you know, putting stuff on Judas Priest's albums telling kids to take drugs, molest their dogs, and talk back to their English teachers -- never mind that the Devil would have to be pretty stupid to target groups like Marilyn Manson...I mean, nothing wrong with Marilyn Manson. I like a lot of his stuff, but he really has some wacked out fans. Back tracking on one of his albums would be like preaching to the choir. I mean, why doesn't he go after Pat Boone albums? All of which you can only hear if you can actually play the music backward and are on a sufficient amount of drugs where it would make sense to begin with. And if that's the case, you probably won't remember it later anyhow.
Where was I? Oh yeah. If the Devil can actually do all that stuff, why doesn't he just come out and advertise? Or better yet, why not play professional sports? I can just see it now...
"Well Larry, it looks like the Royal's are going to bring in the Devil here in the 6th inning..."
"Yes they are, Bob, and you can bet he'll be bringing the heat."
"The Devil has turned out to be quite an acquisition for Kansas City. He can pitch consistent on two days rest, and has yet to be beaten."
"Even with the Devil pitching every other day, the Royal's are still struggling to stay above .500. The good news, though, is that the Devil has extended his contract."
"That's true, Larry. The exact terms of the contract aren't know, but inside sources say it's a pretty good deal for Kansas City."
"That's right Bob. He's guaranteeing them a World Series trophy by the end of next season. There only real competition seems to be the Angels, who have recently hired a phenom from Latin America. A young pitcher who goes only by the name of Hey-Zeus."
"Are you sure it's pronounced that way Larry?"
"Why don't you shut the hell up, Bob."
"Why don't you just make me..."
Technical Difficulties
Where was I? Oh yeah. If the Devil can actually do all that stuff, why doesn't he just come out and advertise? Or better yet, why not play professional sports? I can just see it now...
"Well Larry, it looks like the Royal's are going to bring in the Devil here in the 6th inning..."
"Yes they are, Bob, and you can bet he'll be bringing the heat."
"The Devil has turned out to be quite an acquisition for Kansas City. He can pitch consistent on two days rest, and has yet to be beaten."
"Even with the Devil pitching every other day, the Royal's are still struggling to stay above .500. The good news, though, is that the Devil has extended his contract."
"That's true, Larry. The exact terms of the contract aren't know, but inside sources say it's a pretty good deal for Kansas City."
"That's right Bob. He's guaranteeing them a World Series trophy by the end of next season. There only real competition seems to be the Angels, who have recently hired a phenom from Latin America. A young pitcher who goes only by the name of Hey-Zeus."
"Are you sure it's pronounced that way Larry?"
"Why don't you shut the hell up, Bob."
"Why don't you just make me..."
Technical Difficulties
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