Happy 4-20!

What if... What if marijuana were legalized? Would 4-20 (you know, yesterday, April 20th) become commercialism....

"Dude...what are ya giving your mom for 4-20?"
"I don't know, man. I gave her a bong last year."
"I think I'll just give my old lady a card this year..."

"Oh God! Dad's gonna want to watch Half Baked on 4-20 Eve again this year! And if I see one more Cheech and Chong movie, I'm going to scream!"

"There's only 19 more shopping days until 4-20..."

"...Seven rollers rolling, six smokers toking, I forgot five...four fat buds, three grams of hashish, two Thai sticks, and a pinch of Lebanese blonde."

And in 100 years, maybe 2, school children will be writing reports on the origin of 4-20...why we celebrate.

"It must have originated as a pagan ritual celebrating the return of Spring."

"And God caused to grow upon the earth, the mighty cannabis, so that he might show his pleasure upon man, and woman, too. Because one ain't much good without the other."

And what if Easter ever fell on 4-20? I suppose it's possible...

"Kids, there's a special treat this year in some of the eggs. And don't miss out on Gramma's brownies...they're wonderful!"

"Dude, man, I ain't gettin' high this year. It's just become too commercialized. I mean, wow, back when I was a kid we used to skip school and get stoned. Now there is no school and even the cops are high. What's the fun in that? I think I'm going to go straight and become an investment banker."

"Remember, stores will be opening early on the 21st for their annual After 4-20 Sales Events. All decorations and cards will be 1/2 price. It's a great time to stock up on papers..."

Happy 4-20!