Thursday, May 03, 2007

Those Things I Ponder

Why is it that people get stoned and then spend the entire time pretending they're not stoned?

What if today were National Dress Like A Clown Day, and you were the only person who didn't get the memo?

And finally, why isn't there such a thing as Gomorramy? I mean, think about it. God destroyed both Sodom and Gomorrah because they were both evil. But it's only Sodom that's got the bad rap. Could you be Gomorramized? Would you want to be?

2 Comments:

Blogger Darin said...

My cosmic account is on overload...I need cash. What were they doing in Gammorah?

6:12 PM  
Blogger Bailey H said...

I have heard the second one a million times. And in a million ways..

By the way, we are going to miss you.

1:09 AM  

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