Factory Bible Outlet

Yes, there really is a Factory Bible Outlet. I think it might be in Branson. Of course, that begs the question: "What the hell is a Factory Bible Outlet?"

If there is a Factory Bible Outlet, then there must be a Bible Factory. How does that work? Do they have an assembly line? I can just see them standing there with their pneumatic screwdrivers and wire ties. Do the new guys have to start in Genesis? If you get fired, do they send you to Exodus? Or is the whole thing robotic. I could just see the whole line shut down because they didn't get the shipment of Acts.

And where is the factory? Has it been shipped down to Mexico? How about India? Do you really trust a Bible that was manufactured in India?

And do they have seconds? "Yeah, that's our discount table. That batch is missing Dueteronomy. They had to send it back because no one knew how to spell Dueteronomy. But other than that, they're just fine... we think."

And what kind of person would want a discount Bible?

Of course, what kind of person would actually wonder about things like this?