Thursday, August 24, 2006

Nuke Canada Now!

So I was at the Post Office yesterday mailing a package to my son in Argentina, and I found out that it's against the law to mail butter to Canada. Let's not even worry about the Why. I'm going straight to the How. OK, maybe worry a little about the Why. Why would you want to? Oh, never mind... on to the How.

How would you mail butter anywhere, much less Canada? And what does Canada have against our butter? Could you mail margerine? How about if you were Canadian? Could you mail butter from Canada to the United States? I would certainly hope not! After all, if they're too good to take our butter, I say the hell with Canada!

We need to put a stop to this nonsense right now! Don't want our butter, huh? Well how about some cruise missiles up their ass? You know, over the years we've put up with a lot of crap from Canada. When a cold front comes in, where does it come from? Yup, Canada! Ever step in goose crap? Yup, Canada Gooses. We're the United States! We don't take crap off anybody, especially a bunch of sissy Canadians! And especially not their geese! Nuke 'em, I say.

11 Comments:

Blogger ATTRASSO CLUB said...

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6:55 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...

As far as I know it's illegal to mail food to most any country..

It has to with taxes, risk of disease and the possibility of smuggling drugs inside the food.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Storm Bradt said...

You have to be one of the dumbest Americans i have ever read a blog from... For one its people like you and your dumb blogs that create hatred between nations... Also to boot America is a continent of 3 nations, if you don't like our weather go to Iraq... Furthermore; I think the U.S of America is one of the most horrible countries in the world, why? Because the U.S Govt does not even care about there own people let alone any other country. Maybe if you realized what your country really stands for you might not want to live there...

5:17 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

I Agree it would go a long way on controlling terrorism im not saying all canadians are terrorists but its true all terrorists sneak in from canada they let anyone come there whores hoping that people will spend a little on there way to sneak in to America there a third world country and there so jealous of the US they would do anything to hurt us nuke them NOW let the God's sort them out

4:10 PM  
Blogger simondl said...

WTF???

3:40 PM  
Blogger Mandi Sernick said...

2 words- Grow Up!

11:46 PM  
Blogger mary said...

wow...lets nuke a whole country of innocent people because of a few bad seeds...because America doesn't have any terrorists right...what about oaklahoma. did you forget about that and you are gonna blame us for weather and geese? how old are you? 10? I would expect to hear something like this garbage from a kid . Very immature...go ahead and nuke us...we are right here next to you...you will die to...

9:05 AM  
Blogger Aquene said...

I am pretty sure this is SATIRE! Wow... but I do agree, Canada is useless.

6:44 PM  
Blogger jason said...

dude FK up man. Your not suppose to send any food to another country smart @ss

10:06 PM  
Blogger jason said...

every body knows that

10:07 PM  
Blogger jason said...

Yo if Canada's useless, U.S would already been nuked by Russia

10:08 PM  

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