Nuke Canada Now!
How would you mail butter anywhere, much less Canada? And what does Canada have against our butter? Could you mail margerine? How about if you were Canadian? Could you mail butter from Canada to the United States? I would certainly hope not! After all, if they're too good to take our butter, I say the hell with Canada!
We need to put a stop to this nonsense right now! Don't want our butter, huh? Well how about some cruise missiles up their ass? You know, over the years we've put up with a lot of crap from Canada. When a cold front comes in, where does it come from? Yup, Canada! Ever step in goose crap? Yup, Canada Gooses. We're the United States! We don't take crap off anybody, especially a bunch of sissy Canadians! And especially not their geese! Nuke 'em, I say.