Planet Hollywood

Now that Pluto's no longer a planet, I guess I'll have to change my vacation plans. I mean, really, I don't understand what everybody's so upset about. Me? I'm glad these smart guys have figured it out. But now that they've got Pluto, they need to move on... to Goofy.

I mean, what the hell is Goofy? Pluto's a dog. He acts like a dog. If Goofy's a dog, too... I mean, how weird is that? How come Goofy gets to speak and Pluto doesn't? And if he's a dog, what's he doing dating a cow? I mean, that's just warped. That's even weirder than that thing between Miss Piggy and Kermit. I seriously doubt that Goofy's a cow. If he is, where are his horns? Unless, of couse, he's not a bull.... Not that there's anything wrong with that, but aren't Bert and Ernie enough to have to explain to your kids?

Why does there have to be all this controversy? Why can't they all just stay in their vans and get stoned, like Shaggy and Scooby?

And while where on that subject, What Would Scooby Doo?