I Love America

(Don’t cha know)

Don’t you know I love America?
I love the USA.
You know I love America;
it’s what my bumper stickers say.

I’ve got a flag on my antennae,
I’ve got magnets on my trunk.
I can’t see out my windows
there so covered with this junk.

You can tell a brother patriot,
from near or from afar.
Is that one big bumper sticker?
No, wait, it’s a car.

There are terrorists among us;
they are easily seen.
They’re the ones in the Chevys
whose back windows are clean.

Don’t cha let ‘em into traffic
Go ahead and flip ‘em off
run off of the roadway
show ‘em we’ve taken enough

Fire bomb their apartments
run over all their pets
Drag them from the cars
Hey! We’re not through with you yet!

Kick ‘em! Bite ‘em! Beat ‘em!
Stomp upon their head!
If you’re not one of us
then you’re better off dead!

These are the rights that we fought for
well... maybe... not really me -- but somebody did
And that’s what makes America free
And we shouldn’t think twice about killing
all those who disagree

Don’t you know I love America?
I love the USA.
You know I love America;
it’s what my bumper stickers say.