Take Me Out to the Ball Game
...and if we don't win we're the Royals!
Wow. KC's ace pitcher, Grenke, led the AL (maybe even the majors) in losses last year. He's our ace. Our number one. And now he's gone off the Florida end. More than likely he won't even be in the rotation on opening day, if ever.
I had this vision last night of being a very old man -- the one they interview. "Yeah, I remember when the Royal's won their last World Series..."
My prediction: We will only lose 95 games this year. However, we will still win our division because of a freak plane crash, where the plane carrying the Detroit Tigers has a mid-air collision with the plane carrying the Cleveland Indians, and they both crash in flames into the the Hubert H. Humphrey tupperware dome where the Chicago White Sox and the Minnesota Twins are playing each other at the time. Of course, this all assumes that Kansas City would then be capable of beating whatever teams those other clubs could piece together out of their farm clubs...
Wow. KC's ace pitcher, Grenke, led the AL (maybe even the majors) in losses last year. He's our ace. Our number one. And now he's gone off the Florida end. More than likely he won't even be in the rotation on opening day, if ever.
I had this vision last night of being a very old man -- the one they interview. "Yeah, I remember when the Royal's won their last World Series..."
My prediction: We will only lose 95 games this year. However, we will still win our division because of a freak plane crash, where the plane carrying the Detroit Tigers has a mid-air collision with the plane carrying the Cleveland Indians, and they both crash in flames into the the Hubert H. Humphrey tupperware dome where the Chicago White Sox and the Minnesota Twins are playing each other at the time. Of course, this all assumes that Kansas City would then be capable of beating whatever teams those other clubs could piece together out of their farm clubs...
posted by The Holy Grail Press at 10:22 AM
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