Sucker!

Here's an idea. Always ask for a sucker at the bank. Every time. See if they'll even give you extras. In fact, try to walk out with as many as possible. After all, what's a sucker worth? And how much interest does the bank give you on your savings, or for that matter, your checking? Heck, if your bank is like mine (Great Southern), by the time they take their $7.00 service charge from my checking account, I lose money, no matter how much interest I've earned that month (.14 cents is my record for a month so far). So I ask for a sucker. No dum dums please. It's my way of breaking even.