How Hard Can It Be?
A cleaver title to a really stupid idea, and that being erectile tissue. You know. And if not, look it up. During the recent ice storm, when we were without electricity (wait, we're still have no electricity!), I had the occasion to observe erectile tissue. And I have discovered a conundrum.
Both penises and nipples are made of erectile tissue. Yet, when it gets cold, the nipples... well, get all nipply. And the penis... well, it does the old scared turtle thing. Now ya see it... now ya don't. You get the idea.
OK, why is that? Does anybody out there know?
These are the great mysteries of life that bother me.
Both penises and nipples are made of erectile tissue. Yet, when it gets cold, the nipples... well, get all nipply. And the penis... well, it does the old scared turtle thing. Now ya see it... now ya don't. You get the idea.
OK, why is that? Does anybody out there know?
These are the great mysteries of life that bother me.
posted by The Holy Grail Press at 1:00 PM
2 Comments:
True... so very true.
ROFL.
A cleaver title to a really stupid idea
#1 -- I don't think you want to be using the word "cleaver" with this subject. Could cause scared turtle behavior even when it's not cold out.
#2 -- Nipples are doing the turtle thing when it's cold, too, it's just that they have no place to hide.
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