And Yet More Bits and Pieces

Why aren't there green mammals? Wouldn't that be perfect for hiding in the grass? I mean, a black cat is perfectly useless in the snow, just as a white cat is perfectly useless in the grass. Now green, on the other hand, would be perfect. There are green fish. There are green snakes and lizards and frogs and stuff. There are green birds. There's green everything except mammals. I think I'll dye my cat green.

OK. So here's a really bad idea. (Probably even worse than dying my cat green) I like to identify bad ideas before they actually happen, so if someone suggests them, then I already know it's a bad idea. Ready? Porn on Ice. The Sexcapades, if you will. Just a really bad idea for all sorts of reasons.

Something that just doesn't sound right: The Peoples' Republic of Canada.

And here's one. The other day when Bush was in Indonesia, this medicine man guy put a curse on him. I'm not making this up. He stood along side the road that Bush was going down and did whatever these guys do to put the curse on him. I know it involved the blood from a snake and two other animals I could look up if I really were that motivated, but I'm not. So... What was the curse? That Bush would feel uneasy and be slightly nausiated. Only slightly. Hell, that sounds like me on every vacation I've ever taken. Comon. What kind of curse is that? Even if it comes true, how is this guy ever going to take credit for it? I'm thinking of a real curse, like having Bush's toes grow together. Now that's the kind of curse a guy could be proud of.

And finally: The biggest mistake God made was thinking it was all so obvious that he wouldn't need to give us a book.