More Marquees, More Fun

So I was driving toward Jeff City the other day and I saw a church marquee that said, "If you stand for nothing, you fall for everything." Clever, but what the hell does it mean? The two are not inclusive of each other. You can stand for nothing and not fall for everything. I suppose it's even possible to stand for nothing and fall for nothing. And besides, isn't standing for nothing truly standing for something? My brain hurts.

Do you suppose there's some publication out there, some web site perhaps, where preachers can turn to for trite marquee sayings. Maybe even have it where they can build a whole sermon around it? I wonder if they have to subscribe to it.