Rough Riders

I was in a public bathroom the other day and noticed a condom machine. Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw: "It's easier to change a condom than a diaper." I like that. But back to the bathroom. A public bathroom. A nasty, stinking public bathroom. Ok, so there's this condom machine selling Rough Rider Condoms.

I realize I'm not in marketing, but that just really seems like an awful name for a condom. I mean, I wouldn't want to put anything rough on my boys. In fact, I want nothing that has anything to do with sex to be rough. But then, I suppose the name Easy Rider has already been taken.