Inspirational Thoughts

Going to the liquor store sober is like going to the grocery store hungry.

Perhaps the only difference between the lower and middle classes, aside from each having insufferable debt, is that the middle class has more stuff.

This one's for Darcy: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that I really liked. It said: "Support your local police, beat yourself up."

Imagine a sexual harassment seminar run by a bunch of guys. And if you can't, bless you.

If James Bond were to kill you, would it be a bonding experience?

To be perfectly honest... Is it possible to be imperfectly honest?

And finally... Any religion that thinks genocide could be warranted, that vengeance is defensible, that greed can be justified, that they can never be wrong, is not a religion that I would want to spend eternity with.