Christmas Gift Ideas

How about a Cell Phony? It looks exactly like the real thing, but it's not. This is a cell phone that doesn't actually receive any incoming calls. However, it still lights up, so you can pretend to check make believe messages. And best of all, it can be programmed to randomly ring so other people will think you lead a busy social life. That you're actually somebody.

Imagine the conversations you can pretend to have. Act like it's a different girl or guy every time--someone that is eagerly waiting to have sex with you. Talk to your broker. Broker deals of your own. Pretend you're talking to world leaders. Defuse bombs. "Kill them all!"

The Cell Phony also comes with a hidden disable button, so that if anyone ever asks to borrow your phone, it will conveniently be out of service.

There's no monthly fees, no contracts, no roaming charges, no worry about extra minutes. It comes with a fully rechargeable battery, but none of the hassles.

The Cell Phony. Everything you want in a cell phone without ever actually having to be popular.