Top Reasons Why I Own a Cat

1. My cat doesn't meow at the neighbors whenever they're out in the yard.

2. I've never been chased by a cat on my bicycle (the cat wasn't on my bicycle, I was).

3. My cat has never licked me in the face.

4. My cat doesn't need to be walked.

5. My cat doesn't sniff strangers' crotches.

6. My cat doesn't insist that we play.

7. Cats don't chew slippers.

8. Cats intuitive know how to use a litter box.

9. Cats use a litter box.

10. A cat has never tried to hump my leg.