Killer Meteor On Collison Course With Earth

Emminent Scientist Predicts Meteor Could Hit Earth by 2007

Milan. The emminent astrophysicist, Dr. Ivan Tupidsay, announced on Saturday that the earth is on a collision course with a meteor. He went on to say that the meteor could hit the earth as early as mid-2007. Says Tupidsay, "My god! They're everywhere! There's even an entire ring of asteroids floating around out there!"

According to Tupidsay, if one of these asteroids should break loose from the firmament, there's only one course it could take. "When it starts to fall," said Tupidsay, "it will fall toward the center of the universe, and that puts it on a direst collison course with the earth."

Dr. Tupidsay says such a collison could have devasting effects on the planet, citing one such collison that supposedly occurred 65 million years ago that purportedly caused the mass extinction of the dinosaurs. Says Tupidsay, "If that were to happen today, it could easily wipe out all of the Creationists and Intelligent Designers, not to mention a lot of good people on their way to work, depending on where it might impact."

Tupidsay recommends that the world governments waste no time in building a giant orbiting trampoline that could be moved in place as necessary. "We'd simply bounce that baby back to where it came from," says Tupidsay. When asked what course ordinary citizens might take to avoid such a castrophe, Ivan replied, "Be out of town."