Conspiracy of the Week

This week's conspiracy is Rhode Island. Have you ever been to Rhode Island? Have you ever met anyone from Rhode Island? I didn't think so. I don't know why the government has perpetuated this hoax, but there's definitely something insidious going on here. And it's time it stopped! It's time for the government to come clean! Why would the United States lie about an entire state? I think they originally miscounted the states, but they already had the flags made. It was easier to make up an extra state -- an island that's not -- than to admit they screwed up with the flags. Sounds like something a Republican would do. Or even worse, a Whig!

Last week's conspiracy -- that I'm paranoid. It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you!