Going Dry Cleaner
So, I was just wondering... What if, instead of being postal workers that always went berserk, it were, say, dry cleaners? Aside from most people's avoiding dry clean only apparel, would we go around saying, "Wow, dude, you don't want him going dry cleaner."
Which brings up another poignant question: Why doesn't anybody ever say, "Going Presidential"? Off hand, I can't think of any profession that's killed more people. They've got postal workers beat all to hell. But I guess that's what civil service will do to you.
Which brings up another poignant question: Why doesn't anybody ever say, "Going Presidential"? Off hand, I can't think of any profession that's killed more people. They've got postal workers beat all to hell. But I guess that's what civil service will do to you.
posted by The Holy Grail Press at 10:14 AM
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I've long thought that the USPS should just embrace the term, for their advertising. You know, "Don't go UPS, Don't go FedEx, GO POSTAL!" It's ad copy that practically writes itself.
On the other hand, I think Subway should amend their ad campaign; their "Eat Fresh" admonition could apply to their vegetarian fare, while "Eat Flesh" could apply to their meat sandwiches. Yeah, still haven't heard back from them....
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