Random Thoughts

What if Amber -- you know, on the Amber Alert -- what if she had been name Gaye?

What if Lewis and Clark had been named Cozkafanoski and Beeblemeister?

What if the inventor of the flush toilet, Thomas Crapper, had been named Thomas Bush? (Oh, who am I kidding? He would've gotten elected anyway. After all, we elected Richard Nixon.)

Why is the Trail of Tears marked as a scenic guide?

And finally, this reminder: Don't make fun of Arkansas; after all, it makes Missouri look good.